Favorite TV Show: Veronica Mars
Favorite Movie: Psycho
Memorable Quote: “…I’m Sorry Wendy, but I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.” – Mr. Garrison, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Originating from Jupiter, Laurie Nicholson is the most-diminutive of the Genesisarians. She grew little, but got older in the boondocks of Winchestertonfieldville in the distant BFE province of Essos. At the age of π, Laurie perfected the oft-disdained skill of wayfinding gondolas using the art of emphatic gesturing. She also holds a dual-doctorate in the fields of Motivational Vituperation and Self-Sustaining Sarcasm. Her favorite foods are bacon and new car smell. Laurie is immensely kind to (some) children, animals, approximately 3.6 non-relatives and the occasional simpleton. She enjoys Disney and breathing, in that order. Laurie hopes to one day lift an immense quadruped over her head.