John Collins

VP / Production Director

Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons & Game of Thrones

Favorite Movie: Bubba Ho-Tep

Memorable Quote: “You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.” – Homer Simpson

Hailing from a bleak hamlet called JamesBrownTown, John wasn’t so much born as he was willed into existence.  JamesBrownTown had a populace of people lawfully denied the expression of dance; and through the collective hopes of those dreary denizens…John materialized, somersaulted and Macarena-ed cheer into that proletariat.  But it wasn’t enough.  One township wasn’t enough.  There was too much not-dancing in the world for John to rest. So began his “danceabout.”  He Hokey Pokeyed in Hungary; did the Bump in Belize; Single Ladies-ed in Swaziland.  

His was the gyration felt around the world.  But, Electric Slides don’t last forever.  Sometimes something as small as a discarded banana can make the Stanky Leg…two stanky legs.  While he can still whip his hair, the promenade is done. Some say if you’re ever on the dance floor; and you listen really closely, you can hear his platform shoes perfectly keeping rhythm to the syncopation of today’s popular music.  
Others say this is all hogwash. I say: I’ve seen his “just-in-case” Clogs in the floorboard of his Vista Cruiser.